Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
  

May, 24 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1884 views       Funny

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WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua



U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge



U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom



U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na



U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



Pappu.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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well the answer is




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