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USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
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USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
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May, 25 2010
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some 1 asked me 2
some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
wife tum toh chaht
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
teri zulfon main kh
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon
Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
if you keep your
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Zubaida apaaaaa
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya.
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?
?
?
?
?
DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
''1 Qabristan mei
''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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.
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.
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
Ya Allah Ya Rehman Ya Raheem
Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem
Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo...
Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.. :-)
mothers hold their
Mothers hold their
children''s hands
for a short while,
but their hearts forever.
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