USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
  

May, 25 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2036 views       Funny

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"faraz"
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''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..


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Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
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;;;
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