Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
  

May, 26 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     1963 views       Funny

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Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo

Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo

Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"

Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio

HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)
Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>


try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)


N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Maine tujhe dekha


Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.