Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

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Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

buhat stupid ho tum

Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%

>> "Doctor, doctor

>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha

Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

Uffff load shading

Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath

faraz

naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

faraz

Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''

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Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

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