1 aisa sawal

1 aisa sawal
1 aisa sawal jo apko aag laga dega.
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AAP HAMARI CARKARDiGI SE KHUSH TO HAIN NA.....??

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Sep, 19 2011     144 chars (1 sms)     2661 views       Funny

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