''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dan
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
  

May, 24 2010     212 chars (2 sms)     1878 views       Funny

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3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.






















































































Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->