Mother :

Mother :
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2227 views       Funny

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''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper


Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..

Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..

Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?

Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..

Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

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Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.
~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
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...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....
Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filld hours
Don''t forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view
Thanks ur lucky stars you are you

. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .
''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey''
ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...