InTErNATioNAL SurvEy

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
  

May, 15 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     1751 views       Funny

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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them


\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he


Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...

MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
How do you expect me to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!

A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,

kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata

waqai nahin aata

common sense hay yaar

unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.