Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee

Agar Bruce Lee Galiyo''n Main Sharab Pee
Ker Ghoomta Tou Log Usay Kia Kehte ????

MAWA LEE ... ;->

May, 17 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 2217 views Funny

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Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

mother 2 docotr on p

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS!

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they

a smart lawyer said

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

AgAr " Mahima

AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"

Shadi Se Pehle Larka:

Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->

What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,

1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->

1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?

Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya

Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.

Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.

The sun makes Moon shine.

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

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