''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
