wen did u start wearing earing

wen did u start wearing earing


A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
  

May, 05 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2060 views       Funny

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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha

Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?


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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn''t mind.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)
K.M. SHAHID Kaun Hai?



















I Swear I Dont Know Who Is K.M. SHAHID.....;-D