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Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho




HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
  

May, 25 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2226 views       Funny

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.


"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,



BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->