Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
  

May, 25 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     1727 views       Funny

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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!
Think for a moment that someone is missing you.





Think for an hour that someone is missing you.



Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.


Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.






After your death really someone will be missing you.
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?


Nahi pata..?


Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,

Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.


Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->