SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

May, 13 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2222 views Funny

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Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil katra h daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta h choos lo

Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai

"AAM"

;-)

happy sumer

N o t h i n g

N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

&

&

This Is My Kidney

If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

camera man studio mein bachay se

Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->

Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

mummy dady and baby sitting together

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

Life me hamesha

Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye

k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k

tum UNMARRIED ho

Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style: O Master Wen I CoMe

Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe

Rain ChuM ChuM

Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM

Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

''Aaj deedar,

''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Acha

Tareef ke qabil

Pyara dikhne wala

Sweet

Smart

Chand se pyara

Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai

main hoon naa.->

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