e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

May, 13 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2572 views Funny

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e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

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