I met money.

I met money.
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
  

May, 20 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2957 views       Funny

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