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I met money.
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I met money.
I met money.
I met money.
I said u r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled n said
ofcourse i''m a piece of paper
but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
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Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
Some Funny Signboards ...
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan
Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to
Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
A Boy ToLd his Friend
A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..
Twin babies born
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
Everything is "Pre-Written"
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->
/GooD MorninG\
Have a Blessed Day (:->
May God give u
May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Aye load shedding kerne walo,
Baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jese jese barhy ga andheera,
Wese wese barhy gi aabadi.
BIWI k kharche se tang
BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."
BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha
USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
yar ma na suna ha k
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
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