A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi
Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
Tumhare ane k baad sub kuch ruk gia ha
KHUDA kare tum jaisa DHAKAN har kisi ko mile
A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do... . . . . . Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Lipstick b achi hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai . Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN" . . Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P