I met money.

I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.

May, 20 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 3018 views Funny

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india hum se hamesha sir jhuka kar baat karega

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.

Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)

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Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->

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2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

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bachi k hath me clculatr
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Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

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Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
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You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

on public demand releasing all over Pakista

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

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Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

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Pyar-Pyar-Pyar

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Dekha ?

Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
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Rearrange the Letters ...

" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "

It Would Come As

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H I T L E R " ;->

Aadmi shaadi kyon

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Agar Aap Ko Lagta Ha

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K Aap
Handsome ho
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Charming Ho

Tou Aap

Kutta Paal Lain
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Sher Pal Lain

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Galat Fehmi na Palain
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aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''

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I met money.

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