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I met money.
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I met money.
I met money.
I met money.
I said u r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled n said
ofcourse i''m a piece of paper
but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
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Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye
Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?
Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
mazmon likho!!!
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
1 ghar main twin
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:
"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
pathan ki girlfriend
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"
bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
dil laga k kaam kiya karo
(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,
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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
''Sawan ki thadi raton m
''Sawan ki thadi raton m
Rimjim kerti Barsaton m
Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''
think about yoursel
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,
Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai
Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,
Magar
Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
Shaadi Me Dulha
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao
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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
chanda
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
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