I met money.

I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.

May, 20 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2147 views Funny

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Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.

Kabhi dost kahte the,

Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.

Suno.............. Mehsoos Karo

Suno..............

Mehsoos Karo

Badal Ki Garaj

Bijli Ki Chamak

Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond

Tum Se

Cheekh Cheekh K

Keh Rahi Hai

AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi......... ;->

Aik Bad News..

Aik Bad News..

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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..

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2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
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Why is Love Marriage I

Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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Na ye CHAND hoga

Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?

Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

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TERI SALARY KO MERI PURSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAULAT FANA HOJAE.

SUBHANALLAH

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

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I met money.

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