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tu hay harjai to apna bhi
tu hay harjai to apna bhi
Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !
Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
tumhein pata hai k
tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,
so mein kehta hoon
"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
the poor wish to b
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...
The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...
The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...
And
The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
1 guy suddenly got up in a plan
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
n
said ''Hi Jack''
Everybody put thr hands up.
Thn suddenly Another guy
from other side got up n said
*
*
*
*
''Hi John''. . . ;->
"BOLAY TO"
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;
"BOLAY TO"
Sali Ek dUM . . .!"
1 2 ka 4
1 2 ka 4
Mil gya Oye hoe mil gya O bally bally mil gya
Mil gya
Oye hoe mil gya
O bally bally mil gya
Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya
Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:
there is no velvet s
There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
k
k
Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".
''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''
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