tu hay harjai to apna bhi

Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->

May, 05 2010 112 chars (1 sms) 2001 views Funny

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Attention

It''s Very Important Msg

Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

CAT Mock Anthem

CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo

Doctor: Ye White

Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->

Ek Aadmi Business Main

Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->

Common dialouge

Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"

Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH

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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
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daeR
sihT
egasseM..
Cofused?
Read each word from right side.

What is the height of kind heartedness?

What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!

1 pakistani dosray s

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J

AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI

SoCho

s0cHo

sIMpLe

JaN|x

GoOatA . . . ;->

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

WAPDA

WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.

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tu hay harjai to apna bhi

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