tu hay harjai to apna bhi

Tu Hay Harjai To Apna Bhi Yehi Toar Sahi . . . ! !

Tu Nahin Aur Sahi, Aur Nahin, Aur Sahi . . . ;->

May, 05 2010 112 chars (1 sms) 2894 views Funny

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Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"

K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

While Kissing A Girl

Is

Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

champions trophy final ?9

(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)

Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Ye sMs Sirf

Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai
Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To Mobile Ki Light On Hui, Wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . .

Girls are like phones. . .

Girls are like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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tu hay harjai to apna bhi

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