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Murgha: I Love You
Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?
Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!
Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
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3 Things That Should Not B Asked..
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..
1.A Man''s Salary
2.A Girl''s Age..
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Students %..
It Hurts
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
Bhabi
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,
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sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!
Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??
Dr: Nahi
Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao
Dr: nikaloo
Child: He He He He He He
''A Great Japanese proverb:
''A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."
Its PAKISTANI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''
Teacher: Translate in ur
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..
Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
Duniya Main Sab Se
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
DHOBI-
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
''Why''d the
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Apni Sanso Ko Rok Lijiye,
Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Tham Lijiye,
Naak Band Krlo Apne Apne Q K
Pappu Ko Paad Aa Rha Hy... ;->
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