1 murghamurghi ki

1 murghamurghi ki

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     3228 views       Funny

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