1 murghamurghi ki

1 murghamurghi ki

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     3285 views       Funny

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Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai












Kia










Socho












Kuch Socha

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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?



1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran








Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K








Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n








Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.




Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,


Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.
New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle


Shaam K Waqt






1 Gaon Main



Theek 7 Baje



1 Gali Main







Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha

Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

He Replied:

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!