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May, 24 2010
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Jo Tumko ho PASAND
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho
SOCHO naa
Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
Feeling Sad?
Feeling Sad?
Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
Now U Happy?
.
.
.
No?
.
.
.
Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!
what do you do if
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???
nahi maloom???
thora orr damagh laraoo
no??
abhi be nahi?
ok let me tell u k kaise aya...
''''''GHALTI SE''''''...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Election Fever. . .
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
KAAM KI BAATEN
KAAM KI BAATEN
-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.
-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.
-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.
-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta
Never Attend A Class
Never Attend A Class
Why ... ? ? ?
John Nash Said :
"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"
So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Deewar Per!:
Deewar Per!:
Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.
Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.
Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam
Kute Ka Lage Ga.
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S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
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