koi gum nahi fir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rista nahi fir bhi ek aas hai,
kahne ko to bahut hai apne,
par tu hi ek khas hai,
jyada khus mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|