Dear jana Smile Never

Dear jana Smile Never
Dear jana
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May, 24 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3464 views       Funny

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Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Arz Kia Hai



Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya



Aur


Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
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