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Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar
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Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention
It Deserves . . .
''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe
Aur phir nak pe
?
.
.
?
KISSSSS
Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
why u feel lonely n
why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
.
.
and d world seems 2 b DARK,
.
.
everything seems FAR,
.
.
com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
.
.
to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
A Punjab Policeman
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?
Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?
Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
5star
munch
cadbury
nestle
ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.
Girls are like Internet domain names..
Girls are like Internet domain names..
the ones I like are already taken!
teacher ne pucha bacho ye batao
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,
Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
Welcome to www.love.com
Welcome to
www.love.com
type password*******
Processing…
sorry !
Aap ki payar karne ki umar guzar chuki hai
Plz try www.tuba.com
''Police has arrested
''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
Why am I here ... ;)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
Man: How old is your father?
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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