mother in the doctors office.

mother in the doctors office.
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
  

May, 18 2010     682 chars (5 sms)     3416 views       Funny

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Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
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Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..






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think
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Pastry ;):)
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
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together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
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bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
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pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
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airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas


poocho kaise ??

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Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain