mother in the doctors office.

mother in the doctors office.
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
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He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
  

May, 18 2010     682 chars (5 sms)     3570 views       Funny

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Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It
Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
Ye Mashvara Pehly b kai Bar suna hy

AaTa nai milta to khaya karo Sooji

Serkar ki is Soch pe Kehny lagay Loog

Andhay ko Andheray may bari door ki Sooji ;->
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai

IceCreAm Se Hy Larai

MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai

Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia

Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia

HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
Uski nazar meri taraf thi.




Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi,

Main us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,


Dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
BREAKING NEWS

HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi

BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
Assalam T Alaikum!

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