mother in the doctors office.

mother in the doctors office.
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
  

May, 18 2010     682 chars (5 sms)     2881 views       Funny

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kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,


Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->
Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.
Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
l----l---
l ''-.o
l /l\ FaRAZ
| JL ne

khud kushi ker li hai
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
Purpose Of Life . . .


GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say


















"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->