aa kahin door chalay jaaen hum

aa kahin door chalay jaaen hum

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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
  

May, 05 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     1988 views       Funny

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