Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
.
Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/