Yahoooooo……!!!!

Yahoooooo……!!!!


Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;'')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2129 views       Funny

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
kissi din teri yadoon ko select karoon delete kar doon




ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey
'' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















beat diya..........;->
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go...
Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal main 1 bar.
Doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha
If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE