Yahoooooo……!!!!

Yahoooooo……!!!!


Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;'')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2376 views       Funny

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God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
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Kara De
Next Time
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Banta : How do you know??
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Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
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Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
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Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)


Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?





















simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->