Dentist Ki Beti B.F

Dentist Ki Beti B.F
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
  

May, 25 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2373 views       Funny

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Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?

American boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise
mei products k sologun badal diye.
Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai
Body cool :just ATA
Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme
yehi yu hai apna ATA
Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush
1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gaee.
Clerk:Yahan Sign Karo.
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Mei Likhte Hain.
She Wrote:
Faqat
Ap K
Munnay Ki MAA
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
.
.
.

Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?