Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. . . Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi?? . . Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? . . . Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard