khush naseeb

khush naseeb
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
  

Aug, 07 2013     180 chars (2 sms)     3413 views       Funny

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Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
Fact ...

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?


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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!





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