khush naseeb

khush naseeb
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
  

Aug, 07 2013     180 chars (2 sms)     3911 views       Funny

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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”



Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



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Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam





Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam








wa bhai wa

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni

""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.

Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.


Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...




1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.




2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?





1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.


Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)