khush naseeb

khush naseeb
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
  

Aug, 07 2013     180 chars (2 sms)     3440 views       Funny

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Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

With Love

ur

BATH SOAP ;)
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.




Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.





Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
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