khush naseeb

khush naseeb
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
  

Aug, 07 2013     180 chars (2 sms)     4545 views       Funny

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2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA





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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi

"Sar" Mai Hy

(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun


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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!