khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

Aug, 07 2013 180 chars (2 sms) 4381 views Funny

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doston se raabta kam rakhta hun

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->

tumhein pata hai k

tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,

so mein kehta hoon

"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.

Teacher: Simon

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!

mujhay 14 saal ki qaid hui

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?

Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey

"Haseen O Jamil"

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

On Television

Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?

On Television

larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

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HumAyuN

on public demand releasing all over Pakista

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

1 memon subha so ko utha to

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

frndz aftr giving d exam

2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->

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