khush naseeb

khush naseeb
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
  

Aug, 07 2013     180 chars (2 sms)     4265 views       Funny

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Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?


Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet

Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






I Tell You The Reason










Because





Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
_//_

(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----


" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...


Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D