khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

Aug, 07 2013 180 chars (2 sms) 3813 views Funny

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boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

Are you know jAn|x?

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Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.

Ek baar ek baccha

Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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aate kyo nahi?

sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...

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Free Call From Any Network

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

There are only 5 things

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~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
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Therefore
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~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

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Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../

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In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.

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