5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

May, 15 2010 310 chars (2 sms) 2312 views Funny

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A Man Came Home Late

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P

parosi!!!!

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Rub se dua karte hain,

Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)

1 Job Offer Hai,

1 Job Offer Hai,

Sallery Rs 20000.

Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!

Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,

Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.

Heer aur Ranjha

Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.

[bWen things go wrong,

[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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.

A ganpat chal daru la!

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...

9 boys came with roses.

1 boy came with

"Molvi"

aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4

aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein

"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

teacher btaen khush

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->

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