larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati


Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)
  

May, 05 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2892 views       Funny

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