jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai


Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2584 views       Funny

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sMs G@mblr
Pathan interview dene gaya..
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what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.