jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)

May, 05 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 3717 views Funny

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A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

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jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

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