kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
''Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to Doctor ne lota waseem main kia dum tha main ne degree wahan se li jahan student kam tha aa raha ho main jald hi sale amjad tere ma ki..................................''
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo