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jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
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jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
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According To A New Study ....
According To A New
Study ....
''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''
Especially
''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
Once "Chhakka"
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Mod... Obedient...
Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...
Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word...
kia aap k0 pata hay ??
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
A reasent studdi haz shon
A reasent studdi haz shon
dat peepal hoo aar werry
gudd lukeeng aar werry
baddd att spallings... ......... .
Vatt iz yorr
opeeneun???? ?
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.
Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum
dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
position of a husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Please Drive Carefully
Cool Sign
In the front of
Yard Of A
Funeral Home ...
Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
Hukmraano K Hain
Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>
Hoy Hoye,
Aye Aye>
Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,
When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!
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