jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)

May, 05 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2907 views Funny

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Ali Rides A C

Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->

143 means?

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

shaadi wale din juta chhupane ki rasam

Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai

Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

A Man Can Be

A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman

As Long As

He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->

[Oscar Wilde]

why u feel lonely n

why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
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and d world seems 2 b DARK,
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everything seems FAR,
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com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
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to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

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jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

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