''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



Pappu.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
  

May, 24 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2337 views       Funny

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You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

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SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

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subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->