BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI

May, 19 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2621 views Funny

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Kasam Se 20000000000

Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do

.*""* .. * ""*. ''* Dil ki *'' * Gehrayon * "*. se .*"

.*""* .. * ""*.
''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
"*.*

Fitay moonh!

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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''

baray he afsos ki ba

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ

"SMART"people day tha:-(

ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha

ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->

aik sahab hamptay ka

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!

Children Are Natural Mimics

Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.

Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.

Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...

''Baap Ki Maar''

Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
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(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?

Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey

"Haseen O Jamil"

What Is Pure And Simple

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

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