BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI

May, 19 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3270 views Funny

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''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

ap insan nahi ho

ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?

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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)

Yad aata hai mujhko

Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day

LOVE is the second

LOVE is the second mistake created by god..

ofcourse girls r the first..!!

but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-

Teacher : What do you call a person

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

I will give both of them

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

i pray tht any pers

I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

depressed boy asked an old man

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

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BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

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