BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
  

May, 19 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3059 views       Funny

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Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...

Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,

Read the 1st letter of Every Word...
Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki mout
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING





-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .







-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .








WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .







BECAUSE............................?





" Empty Things Break Easily "
Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??


Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,


Ab Bhugtey.....

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->