BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO
BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI
  

May, 19 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3435 views       Funny

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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Men always wonder wat a woman want

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And that is "ek chutki sindhur"
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)