friend 2 pathan ya

Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu

May, 06 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2708 views Funny

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U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha

Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>

"I''m going on vacation

"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i

''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .vvvjust i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .vvvjust i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .''

Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.

intelligent Boy

Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Tum Sari Dunya

Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style

Tumhara Sub Kuch

Sub se HuT ker hy

Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy

ChaL HuT . . . ;->

''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Teacher :

Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains

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