2012 is not the end of love

2012 is not the end of love


How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"
  

May, 05 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     1829 views       Funny

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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|


Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p
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3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->