one lady delivered twins

one lady delivered twins
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3208 views       Funny

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A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..









Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,





Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE


Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.


But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????














Ans: SHADI......

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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...


Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p