one lady delivered twins

One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)

May, 05 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 3014 views Funny

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''A rupee is easy 2 earn...

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''

son was filling application form.

son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.

Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

i filled in a form a

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot

Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?

Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha

Bank Main Meyan Biwi

Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->

~ Tip Of The Day ~

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

knowledge week

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D

Mjhe Pata Hai

Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai

''Plz don"t read this Nahi to

''Plz don"t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!''

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