One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.