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Eik andha aadmi Police
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Eik andha aadmi Police
Eik andha aadmi Police
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
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May, 21 2010
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How can a Sardar
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
Are u free now Whn
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?
Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room
So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...
(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)
kyun duaein maang
kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?
Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->
Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
can a kangaroo jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
1 Bacha ZONG K Office
1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha
LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?
BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho
" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "
Balance Sharing Day
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
A public Service Msg
A public Service Msg
Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .
Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !
"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
*2007* Dolha jahaiz mein
*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.
*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.
waqi..
farq tu para hai
GEO musharaf !
mere dil ko cheer gai
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
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