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Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

< Asif Ali Zardari >

May, 06 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 2489 views Funny

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When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

''Aapko kya lagta

''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''

aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

dulhan ka mngater

1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha

Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?

Usny kaha

Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

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3rd floor:- shit i m banta

Why Does Police Always

Why Does Police Always

Reaches Late At The Crime?

Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...

Pair Nahi..

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

FIRST SIGHT

FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,

Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,

Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.

Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.

Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.

Aik Bad News..

Aik Bad News..

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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

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