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a black guy was giv
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a black guy was giv
a black guy was giv
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
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What is the difference
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?
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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
aj, kal, harpal
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR
Friends Are like
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
Doctor:
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
altaf hussains political can be destroyed
How Altaf hUssain''s Political Can Be Destroyed?
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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.
d0sto0 ghajini da
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
Teacher:
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?
Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha
K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho
So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
~ T r u t h ~
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
Tum aChe
Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna!!
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p
U May Be BuSy,
U May Be BuSy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
U Have 1440 min Per day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think
Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->
1 sabzi wale k ghar
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
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