a black guy was giv

a black guy was giv

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
  

May, 06 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2927 views       Funny

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