a black guy was giv

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

May, 06 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3286 views Funny

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facts abt me ein

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

Pappu Pinky ko pasand

Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.
Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->

Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:

hum gaye thay un k g

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.

Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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?
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?

Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

preszardari has ord

Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!

In foreign Daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

sacha waqia

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

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