a black guy was giv

a black guy was giv

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
  

May, 06 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2257 views       Funny

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Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?


Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai








Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?






So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun..

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mOther in mOther bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He