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a black guy was giv
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a black guy was giv
a black guy was giv
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
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Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.
Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia
Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai
Aankhain Nam Hain
Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai
Aur Kyun Na Ho
Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
Kon Kehta Hai Ke
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...
Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
3 lessons form 3 idiots movie
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
attitude
-//ATtItUdE//-
w H o
i Z
t X t
k I n G
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w H o...=P;->
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
Interviewee
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Mango Orange Banana Grapes
Mango
Orange
Banana
Grapes
&
Apple
Which is sweet?
Guess?
Dont know?
Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.
Ye sab Fruits hai.
Sweet to Aap ho :->
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
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