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a black guy was giv
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a black guy was giv
a black guy was giv
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
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I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..
I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That
"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai
Janta Hai Kiya ??
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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...
''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!
Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,
piyar k geet gungunate
hain,
Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,
Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
Jo muhay sms na karay
Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....
yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...
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brrrr bbrrrr
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR
BRRRRR...
PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
Breaking News By Geo : "
Breaking News By Geo : "
Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding
Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "
Sorry,
Abhi Itna He Suna Tha
K Light Chali Gai .
Doctor to sardar
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Student: Paani Nahi Toh
Hum Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi
Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
NURSE kept SARDAR’S
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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