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May, 20 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2015 views       Funny

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How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???








CPU??
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....



Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->
Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.


Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!


think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->
Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)
do u know wht is mobile








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yeh haath main kia chapal pakri hui hai
U May Be BuSy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

U Have 1440 min Per day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think
















Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->