1st Friend:

1st Friend:
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2500 views       Funny

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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"''
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
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Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late


Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.


Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,


You Start It First.

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!