1st Friend:

1st Friend:
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2285 views       Funny

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.


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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"


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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''