Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->