Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
  

May, 13 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2932 views       Funny

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Ever wonder why

the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?

Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?

Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?

Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->
I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.


Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "