3 fastest ways of communications:

3 fastest ways of communications:
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
  

May, 25 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     1936 views       Funny

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2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n Se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
Smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum


faraz


magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili

oohhhh.. :))
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->