bryour birth day i

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

May, 03 2010 232 chars (2 sms) 3245 views Funny

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Main Tmhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se

Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo

Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->

Difference Between LOVE n EXAM

Difference Between LOVE n EXAM

In LOVE You Have Thoughts But You CAnt Express Your Thoughts

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In Exam You Don''t Have Thoughts Still You Have To Express Your Thought . . . ;->

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????

HELLO sO rAHe HO kYa ?????
kYuNKI kIsI nE MuJhSe KaHa kI PaGaLo kO NeEnD NaHi aAtI. IsLiYe mAiNe SoCh kI AbHi PaTa KaR lU

KyUnKi AaP BaHuT aKkALMaND HaI Na !!!!!

What Do U Call A

What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p

"TUM HI TU Ho.

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Kon hai yeh?

Kon hai?

Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

Gali aor Zardari

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

Cho0se one number;

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

Teacher Punishing The

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai

EK Pathan Ofice K

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

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