bryour birth day i

bryour birth day i
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
  

May, 03 2010     232 chars (2 sms)     2950 views       Funny

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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo
''2 apimy amm (mango) k bagh gaye. 1 ne kaha kash ham mango hoti to kitna acha hota.dosry ny kaha ye to mushkil nahy he chalo lattak jatey hai.kuch dair k bad 1 gir geya dosry ny pocha Q tak kar gir gaye, phele ny jawab diya nahi paak kar gir geya.''
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......










Theek usi tarah.../









2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....


A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
It''s your birthday time again;
It''s true; there''s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I''m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here''s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa
Buhot Ache



Wah



Kya Baat Hai



Buhot Aala



Gr8 Yaar



Zabardast



Daad Deni Paregi



Brilliant



Dil Khush Kardiya



La Jawab



Khubsoorat



Bari Himmat Hai



Kamal Hai



Amazing



Shabash



Herat Hai



Khushi Bhi



Yaqeen Nahi Aata



Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->



Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai