bryour birth day i

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

May, 03 2010 232 chars (2 sms) 2947 views Funny

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Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??

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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o

Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,

Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

U r sweet like Tom,

U r sweet like Tom,

cute like Jerry,

Naughty like BugsBunny,

Clever like Alladin,

Strong like Popye,

In Short,

Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

Eating Rotten Fruit,

Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than

Believing A Girl! ;-)

ufone pesh krta h

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.

Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..

Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..

ARRAY YAAR ...

ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....

KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *

a message to all private job holders

1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi

Deewar Per!:

Deewar Per!:

Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.

Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.

Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam

Kute Ka Lage Ga.

What is the diffrence between

What is the diffrence between
Problem and Talent?

Two boys love 1 girl = Problem !

One boy loves 2 girls = Talent ! ;-)

dil hai k manta naheen,

dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,

na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai

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