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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!
Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.
Impact of Movies:
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
commerce ki larki
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,
Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte
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hajam ker gae
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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
Interviewer:
Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
aik dafa pathan nay
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
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Once A Few Hairs
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Gandhi Went To Barber
Barber Got Angry
N Said
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Gandhi Said "Colour It
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