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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
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Apr, 30 2010
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William Studyfear said.
William Studyfear said...!!!
"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Air Hostess To Pathan :
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...
Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...
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Q K Ye Dinner Time Hai
JAn|x . . . . . ;->
Sharabi Chooha
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.
Man : i agree.(After the operation)
Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.
Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
Baap Betay Se
Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?
Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha
K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo
Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^
buhot ache wa
Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)
“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
Teacher Said To Stundent
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"
Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."
Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"
Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
Yaar mainu ik
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
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