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Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
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Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
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Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...
jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
hey wat do u call
hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
Jo Bolta B hy
Chalta B hy
Khata B hy
Monchen b hen uski
Pagri b pehnta hy
Naam hy uska
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
Dear Customer.
Dear Customer.
u hve subscribed kanjuci package now u can enjoy saving of sms.
Ur subscription title Kanjus is Valid till ALLAH gives u tofiq to send sms.
lati hy mohabbat
Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung
16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi
Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera
Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
What is the height of kind heartedness?
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Qabool hai
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka
jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai
dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
what do u call something that is "fake"
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Fact ...
Fact ...
A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have
B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D
Unfortunately
They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
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