A man drinking

A man drinking
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
  

May, 18 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2084 views       Funny

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A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy


2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n


Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
Us Ne Aik Pal Bhi Meri Masomiat Na Daikhi Pappu ...





Bus Pakra Aur 250 Ka Chalaan Kaat Dia ... ;->


Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Aplication 4 Leave in a Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I CoMe

Rain ChuM ChuM

Leg My Phisli
Gira Me DharaM

Neche My Bag
And Upar was hum,
Is Lye today
i cant come!


How can we prevent Noise Pollution?







Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

























It''s called Marriage ... ;->
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE