new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->

May, 06 2010 299 chars (2 sms) 2658 views Funny

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Dad 2 Son:

Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush

Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me

Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me

Sanass Rokay Raha

Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza

Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi

abey apne kam se kam rakh

Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?

Aansu bola:

"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->

Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,

Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,

Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kro

mobile uthao or mjy sms karo

har bar mere hi sms ka intezar na kro

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K

Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is

Dil

Me SIRF

Aap

Ki

"BHABI g" Rehti hai

har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

student yaar dho

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

After finising MBBS Dr''Muna start his

After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.

He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,

Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>

XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..

Atleast once in a day,

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Don''t know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->

"Humain" "Sms" "kro" "aur" "jeeto" "3 inamat"

"Humain"
"Sms"
"kro"
"aur"
"jeeto"
"3 inamat"

1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.

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