Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"


Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
  

May, 17 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2807 views       Funny

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kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Shiekh ka beta girl friend k saath ghoom phir k ghar aya to baap ne pocha kitne paise kharch kiye.
Beta: 50 rupay
Baap: Itne ziada
Beta: Us k pass itne hi thay
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".


1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.