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Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
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May, 17 2010
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Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai
Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi
Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
q salay mirchain khtm ho gai
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.
1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"
TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho
ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho
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Wah wAh
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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho,
Meri jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churati ho.
Sardar & Pathan:
Sardar & Pathan:
Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy
Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai
Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga
Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!
What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
Dere Is Always
Dere Is Always
Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING
A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING
A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
''*I *Miss *You
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
k
k
Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
A Public Service Message For U
A Public Service Message For U
"Biryani Khaiye
Qabal Is K
Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."
Message Brought To You By
"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
Men are like small
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Ek Aur Killing sMS
Ek Aur Killing sMS
Killing sMs
Naalayakon
Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log
Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!
Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!
funny
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pakistan cricket team has complained
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
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