Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,
Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?