Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D

May, 17 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2395 views Funny

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vijaymy uncle knew

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?

What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

scroll down ....

Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....

Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Receiver: Kon ?

Caller: Me Chaudry

Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan

Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .

Hi ! What r U doing

Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?

''Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN

''Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.''

Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

English to Urdu

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

teacher

Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....

Aaj Bohat He

Aaj Bohat He Rehmton+Barkton Wali Raat Hy

Aaj Raat Apna Khas Khiyal Rakhna

Suna Hy Farishty

SHAITANO Ko Dhond Dhond K PHAINTI Laga Rahy Hain.
So B Carefull.

Ap ne DIL churaya H

Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.

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Farishte Ne Memon

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