Farishte Ne Memon

Farishte Ne Memon
Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"


Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D
  

May, 17 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2453 views       Funny

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Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
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I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd...





Mam
Attendance...!
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Aur Bola:



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Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
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Breaking News:



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Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






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Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
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I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

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