Agar pagal khaney k pagal

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Agar pagal khaney k pagal


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
  
May, 17 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3025 views       Funny

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arz kia hai th

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho







Pata Hai Kese ???




















Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
A man inserted an
A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Bijli gai 10 baj gay
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay

Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya

Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay

dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
Man:Janab
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne kaha:

janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.
Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.
btao mri bhens kahan ha
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
When Ur Life Is In Darkness
When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize












"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

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