Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
  

May, 17 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2578 views       Funny

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The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
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When A


Man Bring


His Wife Flowers


For No Reason,


There''s A Reason.

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......

More Laugh 4 Lunch........

Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
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Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)
Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Flower dies,



stories end,



songs fade,



memories r 4goten,


all things come to end,


but precious people like u,



. . . Chipak hi jate hain.
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->