Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?

"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"

May, 17 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 3113 views Funny

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marriage is that rel

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Ans:

1 => No Mind

2 => No Business . . . . . ;->

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->

One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

Have ur Contribution 2 my Collection
Generously Donate
in form of....

100..
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1000..

&
5000

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Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka

Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

What makes a man

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure!!

urdu ki book main likhaa hay

urdu ki book main likhaa hay

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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay

Rs 60/- per day

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!

bhaiyya ghar aa gaye ha

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi?

Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?

Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?

sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...

Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P

Hum Fizaon K Badalne

Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte

Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain

Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

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Agar pagal khaney k pagal

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