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Agar pagal khaney k pagal
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Agar pagal khaney k pagal
Agar pagal khaney k pagal
Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?
"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
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May, 17 2010
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Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
Mene apne ghar walo
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,
tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."
Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough
You Can Impress Everybody
By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence
And If That''s Not Enough
Tell Them
You Are
My Friend ... ;->
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
Rote Howay
Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?
Boss: Nahi To!
Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
''Teacher: Agar tm
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?
Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"
or,
Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
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