Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
  

May, 17 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2953 views       Funny

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Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..

Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..

Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..

Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!




















Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.
UpDate Msg...!!!


Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?


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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.


Now GirL RepLied


Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi


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Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat



"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->


Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?








Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)