Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
  

May, 17 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2197 views       Funny

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


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FARAZ
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Sweet words r nice 2 say
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