Agar pagal khaney k pagal

Agar pagal khaney k pagal


Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?


"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
  

May, 17 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2763 views       Funny

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Brking News:
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l ''-.o
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| JL ne

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According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

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''''If They Are Snoring
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
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