If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .

If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .
If 007 Is JAMES BOND. . . . . . .









Then What Is 111. . . . ? ? ?









Think. . . . . .








Binary Version Of JAMES BOND. . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2109 views       Funny

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